Donald, Please Unleash the Military to Arrest America’s Real Enemies

Donald, Please Unleash the Military to Arrest America’s Real Enemies

President Trump seems about to unleash the Military in a National Emergency to guard us against terrorists.  Trump may suppose that they will obviously build The Wall, but the Military may well follow their mission to safeguard us from terrorists past and present.

The military can probably soon find who stole the paychecks of 800,000 government workers, including the TSA airport screening agents, air traffic controllers, and the border patrol, who secure our country and should not be treated that way.

During the 2016 election it is rumored that one candidate publicly asked our enemy Putin of Russia to steal and reveal the private emails of the opposition candidate.  Again, this may be an easy arrest to make.

It is still a mystery who tried to remove sanctions on Russia from the Republican platform.  It is now suspected it was done to get funding from Russian oligarchs for a hotel in Moscow.  I don’t think that the military will have to Man a fort to find the culprit.

Some key White House strategist may have been on the board of a Ban on a foreign company in Cambridge, who Analytically studied stolen Facebook data on Americans and used them for voting analysis.  It would be good if the military could arrest those involved, since nobody else has been able to.

With all of this hacking, it would be nice if the military got funds to fight this election interference by Russia, since it is still going on through an influence campaign.  They probably don’t need a Stone wall to find a link.

Hidden enemies will want to excuse Russian aggression, saying that they deserve to possess Crimea or Eastern Ukraine, because people settled there also speak Russian.  Again, it is not necessary to Man a fort to find who seeded this idea.  This argument better be wrong, or we will have to give California and Texas back to Mexico.

The military should find out who is allowing pollution of our air and water, poisoning Americans, and Trumping previously agreed up restrictions.  It’s really not Pruent to do so.

They could also enforce our immigration laws by allowing refugees to come to our border entrances and apply immediately for asylum, be admitted, and rapidly have their day in court.  The present Trump administration seems incompetent to do this rapidly.

After arresting the above villains, the military should follow homeland security treatment of children by putting the suspects in a cold room with just an aluminum foil blanket for warmth, and keep them from meeting with their family or a lawyer.

It is important that the military rapidly give the confined health exams.  As part of this, examination for bone spurs is very important, since they don’t want such people being forced to walk around, and should supply them with covered Draft Avoiding golf carts from Trump International Golf Course.

The military has to remember that these arrested terrorists will make wild claims in order to be released, like claiming that they are billionaires, or the President of the United States.

It would be nice if the military could find those who stole the Supreme Court position which should have been filled by the Obama administration in a timely manner, instead of the Mitch-mash created by the Senate.

One way for the military to identify real enemies, is that they will tell thousands of lies to try to confuse and mislead the public.  They will even try to Trump responsible news coverage by calling them “FAKE news”, and “the Enemy of the People”.  It may help to identify the persecutor of the press by noting that his only international friends are Dictators who also attack the free press. The real enemies will also try to Huck Slanders on innocent refugees as murderers, rapists, and drug smugglers.  This is a typical Rush to judgement.

A terror leader will also claim that the ISIS terrorists are defeated, and that we should withdraw our troops who fight the terrorists, and sell out our allies who did most of the fighting for us.

The military should soon be able to remove most of these serious threats to America.  The terrorist leader would at most provide resistance by throwing a hissy fit, cursing, and chipping away with a nine iron, but the Military can easily Trump that.

About Dennis SILVERMAN

I am a retired Professor of Physics and Astronomy at U C Irvine. For a decade I have been active in learning about energy and the environment, and in lecturing and attending classes at the Osher Lifelong Learning Institute (OLLI) at UC Irvine.
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