The Trump Escape Room Game
Elected by email hacks, Putin influence campaign, Comey dissing Hillary, twice, British interference in Cambridge Analytica, buying out affair stories.
With the Mueller Report approaching, the Escape Room is heating up.
Trump discovers that the person with the thermostat key has been furloughed in the shutdown.
Trump also thinks that the walls at the White House are closing in on him. It’s just that all of the paintings of our great Presidents seem to be looking down on him in disdain.
To Trump, the Oval Office is looking more like a square. It’s because of the staff from thirty years ago that Trump has hired for his advisors.
Clues to Escape: Trump discovers that he has fired or condemned everybody who had a clue.
Well, here are some clues:
100 campaign contacts between the Trump Campaign and Russians;
32 convictions of Trump officials.
Trump examines the Escape Paths:
Escape 1: Pardon self. Justice Kavanaugh and Supreme Court back this up.
Escape 2: Resign, and get pardoned by President Pence.
Escape 3: Attorney General William Barr or Acting, but unconfirmed, Matt Whitaker Quashes Mueller
Escape 4: Fly to Moscow, ask Putin for Asylum.
Escape 5: McConnell blocks impeachment bill.
Escape 6: Senate votes against impeachment.
Escape 7: Cry Witch Hunt, and let slip the dogs of Fox News.
Escape 8: Take a tunnel under The Wall. Work as an undocumented immigrant in Mexico.
Exit Blockers: House investigations, and:
Mueller, Deutchesbank, Cohen, Stone, Manafort, Papadopoulos, Oleg, bin Salman, 30 security clearances granted by White House, Huawei, Tariff wars, Confining children, 100 Russian contacts, now 6 Putin secret meetings, Kim Jong Un failure, 8,000 lies in office, childish tweets, insulting and opposing women, The Wall fiasco, government shutdown, subservient to Putin, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Opiod inaction, Drug Price inaction, Medical plan inaction, Gun Control inaction, fear mongering, tax cuts for the wealthy, false claims on voters, false claims on refugees and asylum seekers, wild Rudy, LGBTQ animosity, Enquirer Pecker, breaking NATO, Climate Denial, ETC.
Desired Exit: No Impeachment, 2020 Win