Real Trump Priorities
After four years of Trumpomania, we are now fairly competent in forming a list of Trump’s real priorities. As with many people, Trump may not consciously realize that these are his real priorities. Certainly, “America First” is not his real top priority. Of course, everyone responds to Trump differently, so your list won’t agree with this one.
- Number one priority: Donald J. Trump. You are the most watched, read, and talked about person in the history of the World, for all time, past, present, and future.
- Get more mirrors to admire yourself in.
- Remember to say “Fake News” more.
- Modify the Flag Code to allow hugging the flag for political exploitation. Otherwise, you are the biggest disrespector of the Flag.
- Insult anyone who has disrespected you.
- Get reelected.
- Vladimir Putin, see above.
- Build the Wall, see above.
- Please Rush, see above.
- Other dictators.
- Cover your past, starting with inheritance, grades, taxes, financing, affairs, bankruptcies, videotaped stumbles, misspellings, etc., etc.
- Learn the real names of Tim Apple, Mark Facebook, Bill Microsoft, and Jeff Amazon.
- Learn how to spell Melanie’s name.
- Tax cuts for your billionaire friends.
- Promote oil drilling, coal mining, and gas fracking, in order to keep your richest backers.
- Push jobs, steel, and American autos to keep your Rust Belt states.
- Golf more.
- Escape to Mar-a-Lago more, especially during bad weather in Washington, D.C.
- Watch more Fox News praise, er, I mean, take more Executive Time.
- Stay on the racial fence, see getting reelected above.
- Call the Democrats anti-semites.
- Call the Democrats Socialists.
- Remember, your buddies Vlad Putin, Xi Jinping, and Kim Jong Un are not Socialists, just Communists.
- Build the Wall to stop the flow of marijuana, despite the fact that it is legal in California, on the US side of the wall.
- Ignore the increase in the national debt, as all of your fellow Republicans have.
- Ignore the unfavorable increase in the balance of trade.
- You have passed the 9,000 lies in office mark. What’s a few thousand more, in getting re-elected.
