Sunshine News Report December 10, 2029
Balboa Park Grand Opening!
The re-grand opening of Balboa Park will be this weekend. Admission will be 50% off for the first hundred people in line. This is quite a deal as tickets are $350 for children and $500 for adults. This will be the Park’s fifth grand opening since it became privately owned by Sunshine Corporation. Sunshine Corporation also owns a chain of grocery stores, E-commorce retail stores, Disneyland and the air rights to most of San Diego.
The re-grand opening promises to be the cultural oasis of your dreams. Visitors are not required but encouraged to tour the park using AR glasses for the educational experience of a lifetime. The park is now open 24 hours a day seven days a week! Feeling anxious about lines? Don’t worry, Balboa Park now offers virtual lines while you visit other park attractions. Don’t believe the buzz? Visit the park for yourself!