TTTTs: Trump Tweet Tactical Teams Around the World
Deep in the sub-sub-basement of the Kremlin in the Real-Top-Secret area meets the Trump Tweet Tactical Team at precisely 2 PM Moscow time, every day. That time is the same as 3 AM Trump Tower time in New York City and Washington, D. C., and they begin analyzing Trump’s newest tweet.
The Team’s head is a psychologist who has studied everything Trump has said and done for the last two years. The Team sub-head is a Trump indoctrinated psychiatrist. Then there is the online internet monitoring team which has read every story on Breitbart and from any tweeter that Trump has retweeted, or conspiracy site that Trump has adopted. These form the interpretive sub-team that tries to figure out what Trump really means, or is sleep-tweeting about.
Then there is the team-for-foreign-takeovers, who check to see what countries Trump is abandoning that day, and who forward it to the Russian-weekend-vacation-take-over-team who take their tanks for their weekend vacation trips in the near-abroad.
Next are members of the Oligarch-Investment-of-the-Day Club, who figure out what investments to add or abandon for the day.
Finally, there is the Trump-butter-up team, who figure out what compliments and when Putin should give them to keep Trump softened up.
The reason I described the Russian TTTT in such detail, is because it is being duplicated in every Capital’s sub-sub-basement of every major country in the world. It is also duplicated in every sub-penthouse floor of every major investment firm.
Goldman Sachs has had their team in operation for five years for following Trump’s tweets and investments from New York, and that is why their present and alumni managers have been appointed to the cabinets’ financial positions and economic advisors.
While our cable news networks and Trump-labeled “dishonest” press try their best with individual reporters and opinion writers to follow and interpret the pre-POTUS tweeter, they are not as good or as complete as the TTTTs, since the cable and press have to interview Trump’s spokespeople, who reinterpret daily what they guess their boss really means in his 142 character utterances.
