The Trump Vacation Lottery
With Trump spending two weeks on his golfing/twitter vacation, we can imagine some secret and anonymous bookies taking bets on various categories of Trump’s anomalous presidential behavior.
- How many tweets will Donald Trump chirp over the vacation?
- How many days of inclement weather will Trump be removed from his golf course and be devoted to tweeting?
- How many clever countertweets to Trump will be posted on his twitter site?
- How many contrary hashtags will be generated? How many will view and and retweet them?
- How many amusing mimes will be generated? How many will view and retweet them?
- How many times will Trump use the words “fake news”, “witch-hunt”, and “lamestream media.
- How many members of the House, elected by districts of 700,000 constituents, will he insult?
- How many Senators, elected by up to 40 million constituents, and up to the fifth largest economy in the world (California) will Trump insult?
- What percentage of the above legislators will be women?
- What percentage will be minorities?
- How many more government experts will be forced to retire?
- How many new appointments will just be qualified as only Trump loyalists.
- How many attacks will be raised against News persons?
- How many phone calls to Tucker Carlson will Trump have to make to get topics and orders, since Tucker is on vacation from Fox News?
- Trump was used to dominating air-time in the 2016 election. How will that compare to the total of the Democratic 20 League of Justice?
- How many climate change enhanced climate or weather events will occur in the US during this period?
- How many climate change enhanced events will occur in the world?
- How many Trump tweets will affect the stock market?
- How many Trump tweets will affect American businesses?
- How many Trump tweets will violate the due process of law?
- How many lies will be added to Trump’s total?
- How many Tweets on @realDonaldTrump will be obviously written by a wiser White House official?
- How many puzzling tweets or retweets will have to be interpreted and explained or excused by the White House? Apparently, there is already one on a conspiracy theory on Epstein’s suicide, blaming the Clintons. Why? Because Epstein was being held in Federal custody, and AG Barr and Trump bore ultimate responsibility.
- Finally, how many times will Trump kick golf balls out of the rough? Unfortunately, that has always been Top Secret, and will remain so, forever.
- This was started as a humor article, but there is little humor left in Trump’s tweets and actions.
