Titles for the Downfall and Disgrace of Trump:
Since you can read and watch videos for days on the Capitol Insurrection, there is no need for me to repeat it. But I do like to think up snide titles for articles, so here they are.
CNN is using the Trump Insurrection, so that I can no longer claim.
The Trump Family Insurrection
Mama Mia
The Case of the Seven Million Vote Theft.
The Pardon of the Millennium
Just like time traveling and contacting yourself in the past leads to annihilation, the act of self pardoning erases the very applicability of the constitution and impeachment.
You can also self crown yourself emperor.
But there can be Only One.
Game of Thrones
Insurrection of the Trump Dynasty
There can only be a seamless transition to another Trump Reign.
Biden is a Transformative Transition
The Terrorist Tragedy of the Trump Transition
The rush to chronicle the chaos of the Reign of the Mad King Trump
My kingdom for a lousy 37 electoral votes.
Macho, Macho Trump
The Raging Bullshitter
Save Your Freedom to Storm the Capitol
The Dark Side of the Farce
The Purge of Trump
Trump’s Destruction of the Reichstag, er, Capitol
But Vlad, I did everything you told me to do.
Trump took over Defense to slow National Guard deployment.
Just figure Donald, if 7 million Zombies can vote, they can also stop you from taking over the government.
Zombies hear 140 Republican Representatives think votes were fixed, figure they don’t need their brains, storm Capitol.
Comment: I thought that 78% of Rs would still back Trump election fiction, but a Reuters poll shows that 57% of Americans want Trump removed immediately, only 12% approve of the rioters, 79% described the rioters as criminals or fools, and only 5% as patriots.
