Titles and Outlines For Trump Articles Which I Don’t Have Time to Write
To Donald: Wolves Also Prey on the Young, Injured, and Elderly
Trump is currently using separation of children from parents seeking asylum as a bargaining chip to get his wall build and to limit family chain immigration. No time to mention Trump’s mother, etc. Trump’s withholding CHIPS medical care for young children. Trump’s putting 0.8 million DACA and another million similar youngsters in purgatory for a year as bargaining chips. Trump’s savaging public education. Trump’s cutting off people with pre-existing conditions from medical coverage under Obamacare. Enjoy watching Trump make fun of handicapped people? Trump’s coming attacks on Medicare to pay for his rich-mans tax cuts and budget overruns for the military. Now that his attacks separating children is proving unpopular, it is Obama’s fault, the Democrats’ fault, Jeff Session’s fault, and, finally, the Bible’s fault.
Trump’s New “Celebrity Pardons” Weekly Staged TV Show
Are you a celebrity who needs a pardon? Maybe a #MeToo victim, like Trump himself? Come see the President, and pick up your pardon. Are you a relative of a celebrity? Can you get an NFL player to back you, or another sports figure? Do you represent a populist cause, like notorious Sheriff Arpaio? Schedule your week for a pardon, and run for the Senate. Anyone that will bring more votes to Trump is all that you need. Christmas and Thanksgiving shows are reserved for family members only. Enjoy every New Year’s show when Trump yearly pardon’s himself and his lawyers.
Trump Has Never Met a Dictator He Doesn’t Envy
And expresses it publicly. Fortunately, several writers have already written this up in the major Free Press.
