Where Can We Put Needed Trumpian Walls

Where Can We Put Needed Trumpian Walls?

Research (Wikipedia, of course) into the original Wall of Wall Street reveals a lot of unpleasantness.  Yet it reveals a lot of the separation that Trump wants to accomplish with his border wall.  It protected the Southern tip of Manhattan or the Dutch New Amsterdam, from the Indians, which they had angered, and the British.

Besides being the start of trading in stocks and the Dow average, it unfortunately, was the site of trading and renting slaves.  Separating people by race and origin is a big part of Trump’s wall and immigration policies.

With Trump’s pro-delugian anti-climate science delusionality, the Battery area must be protected on the ocean sides by sea-level rise fortifications. 

One ancillary turned up by this Wall Street inquiry, was the photo of a mosaic in the subway showing the original Dutch picket fence, quite like that which Trump had drawn as his ideal fence.  It is like Trump had once taken the subway to Wall Street.  But Trump on a subway instead of in his chauffeured limosine?   Impossible.

But how could Americans benefit from similar walls?  First, the Federal Government could benefit from walls around Trump hotels in New York and Washington, DC, to collect the emoluments by foreign diplomats and government supplicants and contractors which Trump had once promised to donate to charity.  That would allow Americans to have a conflict-free Presidency.  The government and state of New York could also collect the $500 million in back taxes that Trump may owe from avoiding inheritance taxes on his father’s estate.  This also would keep Russian agents from meeting with Trump’s family and advisers in the Trump tower.

Americans and their investments could benefit greatly from a Twitter-blocking electronic barrier around the White House.  Also, keeping out Fox News and Rush Limbaugh broadcasts would keep crazy conspiracy ideas and influences out of the White House.  Americans also could benefit from a physical wall or just guards instructed to keep racists like Steve Miller out of the White House.

Walls around Trump’s properties also would keep him from being turned into a hypocrite by hiring illegal aliens to make his beds, and bringing in foreign workers to his hotels and golf clubs.

I’m not sure what a “beautiful” Trumpian wall would look like, its just an adjective that he has used throughout his life to sell or rent properties, not walls.  Any picket fence or razor wired wall meant to kill people is not beautiful in any sense.

Who expected that the best uses for Trumpian Walls was to isolate Trump himself?

About Dennis SILVERMAN

I am a retired Professor of Physics and Astronomy at U C Irvine. For a decade I have been active in learning about energy and the environment, and in lecturing and attending classes at the Osher Lifelong Learning Institute (OLLI) at UC Irvine.
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